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May 17th, 2012


teylaminh
10:17 pm - History Repeating...
I post here rarely and this is my second in a row! Apparently there's been a lot of PhanWank in my life lately?

It's like I'm 18 again... )

We now return to my never posting here ever, as is regular and correct. ;)
Current Mood: nostalgicnostalgic

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May 16th, 2012


teylaminh
05:58 pm - Glee does Phantom.
I can't believe nobody's mentioned this yet!!

Contains Glee season 3 spoilers if anyone isn't up to date... )

Anyway, hopefully I won't be the only Glee fan on here who saw "Choke" and was horrified by this!

Edit: Good lord, your tags. I am not even going to try.
Current Mood: surprisedsurprised

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May 11th, 2012


kryss_labryn
08:32 pm - DUDES.
DUDES!! I was poking around that site a little more (the one with the Robert Englund interview I just shared) and dudes. He's got an interview with Lon Chaney's great-grandson!!

You totally need to go and read this. He's got anecdotes from the filming of it and everything! I haven't even finished reading it yet (I'll add snippets when I'm done); I just wanted to share that right away. Awesome!!

Edited to add:

Because Lon Sr. always wore such heavy make-ups, he could walk about in public quite freely for the most part, even though he was the world’s biggest movie star at the time. See, no one really knew what he looked like. Well, to get ideas for his characters, Lon would take long walks by himself, studying people. Now, remember, at this time, a lot of young men were coming back from World War horribly disfigured from combat injuries. These poor guys were often shunned because they were so mutilated. Well, one day, Lon was walking along the docks, doing his thing, when a group of men started following him. It was quite foggy, but through the fog Lon could see that two of the men were both missing a leg, and so they were leaning on each other in order to walk. Basically the two of them formed one complete man. One of the other guys was terribly burned, and the fourth looked like the top of his head was dented in. Now these guys start following Lon in this isolated area, and all he could think was these guys were gonna rob him. So he sped up his step and made it to his home. Next thing you know there’s a knock at the door. Lon cautiously opens it, and there are all four of these men standing in the shadows. Turns out, they somehow recognized Lon, and wanted to thank him for taking on roles that showed the humanity and heart beneath an often ugly exterior. They said that because of Lon, people who had shunned them before were now understanding and accepting. They told Lon he was the “King of the Misshapen.” This became a title my great-grandfather took very seriously.

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kryss_labryn
06:35 pm - *Insert Witty Title About ALW or Robert Englund; I Can't Think of One*
So I decided the time had come (since it was a beautiful sunny day) to lock the kids outside and re-watch Robert Englund's version (which I honestly do love all to bits but watch far too rarely). Buuuut first I had to find it, which took some doing because the case it's in doesn't have a cover, so then I had to do up another cover for it... Long story short, I found myself on IMDB after pics and while there I found a link to an article with Mr. Englund in which he not only gives the plot of the never-made sequel, but also the title.

There was a great sequel that’s never been made which was called THE PHANTOM IN MANHATTAN. A lot of elements from that script have been borrowed subsequently. I’ve seen sequences that reminded me of that script as far back as Guillermo Del Toro’s MIMIC. More recently in BLADE 2.

Aaand also, I would assume, in Frederick Forsythe's "The Phantom of Manhattan". Which came out eleven years after Englund's movie came out, and I expect a few years again from when they were originally working on the scripts-- Oops. Did I use a derivative of "original" in reference to something connected with ALW? My mistake.

Anyways, Englund continues:

Well, the sequel took place in the buried train graveyards beneath the “Belle Époque” superstructure of the original subways that the sand hogs built many, many layers below the current subways of New York. I don’t know if you’re familiar with the urban legend of the “mole people”… You’ll see it occasionally on LAW AND ORDER or a NEW YORK CSI, but there are people that live beneath the warming grates and the subway vents of New York. There’s entire little societies down there. And in the sequel, they have me, the Phantom, having come from Europe and living down there, and composing down there in an old robber baron’s train car. And he’s served by all these homeless kids. Think “Fagin” in OLIVER TWIST. So, my children will go up and work this surface, and I would stay below, and occasionally foray into the Metropolitan Opera in Manhattan. And once, while I’m going up, I hear a voice in the subway. Where the street performer’s play on the subway platform, I hear this voice. And, here’s the hitch, it’s a blind girl. The new Christine is blind. She’s Italian. Her name is Christina. Her father, think Gepetto in PINOCHHIO, even though it’s contemporary, we make him a new Italian immigrant to Am erica, perhaps Siciliano, and he accompanies her on violin, which is echoes of Claude Rains. Her voice is the perfect instrument for the opera I’m working on. Plus she’s blind, she doesn’t know what I look like. She just hears my soothing voice. So I school her and coach her. Well, she still has to play on the subways to make ends meet. Her father is killed by skinheads. I avenge her father… There you go. There you get your splatter quotient there… And then, at a decadent opera party that uses the subway trains for an opening night gala, they pull her station and they hear her singing. They discover her. She’s brought into the professional world of opera, and so my opera will never be made. Also, concurrently, they discover a physician who can correct her sight with laser surgery, so now she can see again. So now the third act is, Will the Phantom kill her? Will he kill the surgeon who restored her sight? Will he thwart her debut at the New York City Opera? Or, as it turns out, you see me sitting there in my box seat, with my face sewn together, and I listen to her perform, and that’s enough for me. And the last image is me walking down 5th Avenue in the snow with my footprints trailing. And I lift a manhole cover and go back underneath.

So kind of badficcish there with the whole blind girl thing, but an interesting twist with her sight being restored. And as an aside, a New York Times article on the "mole people" he mentions led Ron Koslow to develop his "Beauty & the Beast" TV show back when. Yes I have been a geek that long. Also I really want to see that. But it's pretty damned cool at least hearing the plot!

He also says that the three things he's most often approached by fans of are the Nightmare on Elm Street series (of course), V (which I kind of didn't think anyone else remembered; I was a young teen when that came out and had a pretty heavy secret crush on the character he played myself), and-- kind of surprisingly, to me, because again I didn't think that many people othre than us remembered it-- his Phantom film.

The interview seems to be from 2005 (at least, that's when it was posted, and in it he has heard of the 2004 film but hasn't seen it yet) and he still obviously remembers the POTO version he did fondly and regrets that the sequel wasn't made. It's probably too much to hope for but considering that the first one is apparently doing reasonably well on video, perhaps there's a chance that the sequel may still be made, even if only as a direct-to-DVD thing.

Sadly the few discussion threads on IMDB aren't nearly as hilariously wankable as I was hoping they'd be (even the one with the promising title of "I like the 2004 movie better..." wasn't nearly as entertaining as I'd hoped) which, I have to admit, was the whole reason I was reading through them in the first place. XD But finding that interview made up for it! Check it out; it's almost entirely about his Phantom film. Did you know he was trying to look like Beethoven, kinda? Lovely Ludvig Van. Yeah, neither did I. XD

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May 2nd, 2012


phantomreviews
07:28 pm - Love Never Dies Austalian Review , or The Phantom Reviewer vs Elisa Hansen
I am very proud to present to you my review of Love Never Dies Australia. Part 1 is now online at http://blip.tv/phantomreviews/s5e4-love-never-dies-oz-blu-ray-review-feat-elisa-hansen-1-of-2-6122408

Go to http://blip.tv/phantomreviews/s5e4-love-never-dies-oz-blu-ray-review-2-of-2-6135701 to watch part 2 !

I know a lot of Phantom Phans really hate the whole idea of LND, and I received quite a lot of flack because I enjoyed it (despite its flaws, which I am the first to point out... see my hour long dissection review on my blip website!) so in the interests of fairness and balance, I am joined by the voice of angered Phans everywhere, Elisa Hansen, whom I'm sure you know as Christine from my "Phantom Movie" trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmCmVMs-fxo) , and of course Nostalgic Chick and her recent vampire reviews show, Maeven of the Eventide. I love LND, she hates it. Watch the sparks fly, and find out if we can ever reach a compromise!

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May 1st, 2012


restlessdreams7
03:00 am - The Bachelor: Phantom Edition Part Two
Here's part two, with cameo appearances by Raoul, Madame Giry and the Persian.

Disclaimers - I do not own The Phantom of the Opera or The Bachelor. Heck I haven't even watched The Bachelor. I downloaded the Erik, Hermione, Rose, and Mary Sue Sims from various places. I got the girls' various articles of clothing at AllAboutStyle.
WARNING Image Heavy


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Current Mood: sleepysleepy

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April 30th, 2012


ladycdaae
02:46 pm - "Yo yo, where my angels of music at?"
Remember that Backstreet Boys video where one of the bandmembers dressed as the Phantom? If not scroll down, it's not too far down the list. Or just check out my gag sub of the wonderful cheesiness of it all, showing here. Mind the live rats!

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darktheindirges
10:07 am - ALW is the most original person ever
Apologies if this has been brought up before.

So, next month I'm going to see a local production of a relatively-obscure Emmerich Kalman operetta from the 1920s called "The Circus Princess," because a friend of mine is in the cast. Thing is, I don't know anything about it, so I look it up, and what do I find? The lead character is a mysterious circus performer named, of all things, Mr. X. Has ALW been dipping into other shows for "inspiration?" Well, given that at least one plagiarism lawsuit's been sent his way...

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April 27th, 2012


phantomreviews
09:16 pm - A new japanese anime adult dating POTO game?
Wow.

http://www.mirai-soft.com/products/persona/intro-persona.html

This is news folks, this comes out today in Japan, I believe.

Check out those photos...check out the video on the downloads page. Wow. Just...wow.

WANT...SO...BAD!

Can anyone speak japanese?

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April 19th, 2012


restlessdreams7
11:34 am - The Bachelor: Phantom Edition
This is what happens when I'm bored and have recently added/created some Phantom characters to my Sims 2 game. Also it doesn't help when I'm looking at the various challenges for the Sims 2, and hmmm I haven't done a bachelor chalenge.
Disclaimers - I do not own The Phantom of the Opera or The Bachelor. Heck I haven't even watched The Bachelor. I downloaded the Erik, Hermione, Rose, and Mary Sue Sims from various places. I got the girls' various articles of clothing at AllAboutStyle.
WARNING Image Heavy

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Current Mood: anxiousanxious

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April 17th, 2012


ink_space
10:45 pm - Badfic endurance test
You know what?  I'm just going to post this entire thing here.  Let me know how far you got before you tapped out and screamed UNCLE.


 Till Death Do Us Part » by 1000th Ghost reviews
"The Phantom of the Opera"...except as twelve year olds, in modern day, with reversed genders...and stranded on a deserted island.



Might want to stretch first. )


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zippytheavenger
12:14 am - That mask is super ineffective.
So a friend just sent me this piece of magnificent...



I cried.

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April 14th, 2012


bitchsdangerous
01:30 pm - Phantasia Suite
I love and pretty much listen to Phantasia Suite every night to help me fall asleep.

What I'm wondering is if anyone knows if there is video of them recording and working with the orchestra on the entire concerto? I've searched youtube, but have only been able to find a 4min video and thought I'd ask here as I know some phans are able to find and come up with the most hidden/secret of things in the fandom.

BTW, if you have not heard the entire thing and want it, let me know and I'd be happy to send it to you.
Current Mood: enthralled

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April 12th, 2012


darktheindirges
05:34 pm - Erik is everywhere... even in Japanese children's programming!
Hello, just some new meat making his first post here, and let me tell you, I'm going to out myself as a huge nerd by doing this, but I just couldn't resist. I know we're allowed to talk about obscure references to Phantom here, and did I ever find one. This is actually a little less than two years old, but I only just found out about it now and I haven't seen anything posted about it here before.

So, there's this long-running (as in really long-running; back to the mid-'70s) action series aimed at Japanese children called Super Sentai, which has had many different incarnations over the years but which is typically about five or so people who gain superpowers through magic, advanced technology, or what have you, and use them to fight off alien invasions and the like. If you're a child of the '90s or have had any extended interaction with one, you might well be familiar with Power Rangers, which is the American adaptation of Sentai. One of the constants of the formula of these series is the "monster of the week:" the one-episode villain/man in a really bad rubber suit that the forces of evil send down to further their invasion each episode. Each monster series tends to have its own gimmick, and the gimmick for the 2010 installment of the franchise was sci-fi, horror, and fantasy movies.

Care to guess what movie they based a monster on? )


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April 10th, 2012


dangerousdame
07:39 am - No Going Back Now
I don't have the heart for this story.  I just don't.  So instead of doing a full wank, I'll give you some choice excerpts:

No Going Back Now: Part 1: The Black Corset
by Erik'sDarkRose
Summary: Part one COMPLETE! A story of murder, mistakes and their consequences, but above all, pure true love. EC. Erik goes one step too far with Christine, but it proves to be the best thing that's ever happened to him.

The best thing that ever happened to him.  Please keep that in mind.  Also, I apologize if this is more angry than funny, but this fic just really pissed me off.

Read more... )

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April 7th, 2012


ladydemando
04:50 pm
Hi ladies. Sorry, this is again, not a wank post, but I come to you all asking your advice since you are clearly the Phantom experts. I need to pay off a few bills because I was dumb and spent more than I should have on stupid things (I'll never be making THAT mistake again) and as such am looking to sell a few items. I have a paperback copy of the complete phantom of the opera by George Perry. It's actually in really excellent condition considering I found it in a used bookshop, there is only the slightest wear and tear on the sign.

Amazon.com says new the book could sell for $83 is that about right? Is the book worth more? Before I put it up on Amazon.com does anyone HERE want to purchase it off me?

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April 6th, 2012


phantomreviews
08:04 pm - Mmmm, taste that Corpsey goodness
Not sure if this is exactly phan-wankable, since I actually kinda like this movie, but I thought you might be interested in my thoughts on the latest POTO movie, ERIK: A PORTRAIT OF A LIVING CORPSE. This is a suprisingly good indie movie with a lot of love for the novel and Phantom movies in general. Its not perfect, but after the horrors of Angel of Music I am more than willing to cut it a little slack. Check out my review below!


Watch part 1 at http://blip.tv/phantomreviews/s5e3-erik-portrait-of-a-living-corpse-review-1-of-2-6042457

Part 2 at http://blip.tv/phantomreviews/erik-portrait-of-a-living-corpse-phantom-review-part-2-of-2-6056777

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April 3rd, 2012


dangerousdame
09:54 pm - Not sure why I'm so horrified
I should be used to this logic by now.  But this submission on Phantom of the Opera Confessions made me shudder:

But<br />Raoul would never do that<br />that&#8217;s actually something Erik would do so&#8230; what

It doesn’t say much for a man if the only way he’s a viable romantic interest is when the competition shoots himself in the foot.

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longlostblue
04:36 pm
I was organizing my Phantom folder (what a thrilling life I lead) and thought I'd share some of the humorous gifs and images with you all.

big surprise, most are from LND... )

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zippytheavenger
12:13 am - I'm looking at YOU, Christine.

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March 30th, 2012


rjdaae
07:44 pm - Meet the Phantom's Daughter: Operetta!


Monster High Operetta Doll: The Monster High student body just got scarier with the newest students joining your favorite ghouls in the howlways. New student Operetta won't be hiding in her freaky fabulous outfit. This daughter of the Phantom is ready to rock the howlways playing her coffin-shaped guitar. Dressed in her Rockabilly style with denim capris, heeled saddle shoes, and a little white jacket with a piano key print, she screams musical talent. Operetta doll is accompanied by her pet spider friend, Memphis “Daddy O” Longlegs. [...] The teenage children of the legendary monster menaces have gathered together under one roof to attend high school at Monster High. These ghouls are wild, they're fierce and they're totally trendy. They've left their parents' outdated haunting habits behind to form a killer style all their own. Collect all your favorite Monster High Dolls! Each doll sold separately.



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March 28th, 2012


dangerousdame
10:44 am - The night the werewolves came to the vampire club...
Did you ever wonder what would happen if Twilight characters starred in Phantom of the Opera?  No?  Too bad!

Phantom of the Opera How it should be!  
by Grass-Hopper-or-Scorpion
Read more... )

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March 26th, 2012


dangerousdame
05:05 pm - Small Quizilla Wank
Most of us can agree that Christine's choice wasn't easy; sure, I may say that I would have gone with the suitor who was not a serial killer, but how can I know for sure without actually experiencing it?  Fortunately, there is a quiz to see what we would have done, lacking capitalization and typed almost entirely in textspeak!  It is aptly titled:

Phantom of the Opera Quiz (girls only)
created by punkymonkey72.5

Read more... )

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March 24th, 2012


ladydemando
02:45 pm - Not a Wank Post
Sorry guys, this isn't a wank post. I'm working as an English sub and currently trying to get a full time teaching position. I would like to add the book: Lessons from "The Phantom of the Opera" to my collection. I was wondering if anyone as ever come across the book before? I certainly don't want to pay $300 for it on Amazon lol.

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March 23rd, 2012


dangerousdame
08:39 pm - All Because of You, Chapter Three
And so now we come to the de-facto end of the uncompleted work "All Because of You."  Will Erik stop being as creepy as he was in the last chapter?  Will the author nonsensically blame Christine for being a cocktease?  And what is Raoul de Chagny, Aristocratic Fuck Machine up to?

Read more... )


Current Music: "Keep Quiet"- The Protomen

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March 22nd, 2012


zippytheavenger
10:21 pm - I can't even joke, I am so apalled.
Today in chapter three of Find Me Now...no. Just no.

Somebody skipped Stranger Danger Day in elementary school. )

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March 19th, 2012


vampire_cookies
01:48 pm - Droopy of the Opera (Does Anyone Else Remember This?)


Having grown up in the 1990's, I was fortunate enough to be exposed to a lot of freakishly awesome cartoons. That being said, Tom and Jerry Kids definitely wasn't one of them. How it managed to successfully run for three years is quite honestly beyond me. Interestingly enough, however, I remember them advertising a particular episode that looked like a Phantom of the Opera parody. Since this was back in my obsessive phantom phase, I watched the show hoping to catch it. 

Click on 7:52. That will take you to the beginning of the 'Droopy of the Opera' episode.

Watching it again, there's a few amusing references in spite of all the weirdness. I chuckled when he sang some vintage Nelson Eddy, and smiled at the throwaway line at the end that totally references Lon Chaney. Has anyone ever posted this? Has [info]phantomreviews reviewed it? My apologies if it's already been mentioned before, but it's been a while since I've phanwanked.  =P 


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March 15th, 2012


longlostblue
09:35 pm
I stumbled across this during a boredom-induced google search for "erik phantom." Click for some good old fashioned 2005 style fun.

http://www.freewebs.com/phanatic4phantom/

I'm not sure what's funnier, pimp!Gerik or 9/11 hero!Gerard...

Read more... )

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dangerousdame
06:42 am - Oh, tumblr
So, phantomconfessions.tumblr.com is exactly what it sounds like: a place where people submit confessions about PotO, these days usually having to do with the Anniversary performance.  So far, so good.

Then someone posts this:

Read more... )

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March 14th, 2012


longlostblue
11:14 am - I can't stop looking at that lock of hair in front
Check out this photo of John Owen-Jones from the new tour. I am really NOT digging that hair. Or mask. Or lack of lip deformity. This production is pretty much wanking itself.

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March 12th, 2012


zippytheavenger
01:20 pm - i'm in a field
Tpday in chapter two of Find Me Now, Christine further ruminates on her own incompetence, and there is digging. This is just filler, but I have no doubt the next chapter will be a doozy of titanically stupid proportions.

Code beige! )

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March 9th, 2012


zeallegro
09:38 am - More On The POTO UK Tour
Hi guys, new member and serial lurker here. I think I joined miles back, but I lost that account. Anyway, I discovered an actual review and break down of the POTO UK Tour, divided by acts. It's very interesting, to say the least. The further discussed changes actually tinker the mood to grittier territory if one asks my humble opinion.

Act 1: http://cdicill1.blogspot.com/2012/03/phantom-of-opera-tour-observations-act.html

Act 2: http://cdicill1.blogspot.com/2012/03/act-2-andre-does-not-have-skeleton.html

Huge thanks to the OP of this review. Very helpful stuff.

EDIT: MY GOD PEOPLE, YOUR TAGS ARE TERRIFYING.
Current Mood: awake

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March 12th, 2012


dangerousdame
01:26 am

Now that I'm done writing Raoul DeChagny, Aristocratic Fuck Machine I have time, let's move on to part two of All Because of You.  To recap, a night of rough sex has proved that Raoul is evil, and Christine knows that he is a horrible person who can never be redeemed (unlike Erik, who merely killed people.)

And so we come to chapter two, in which said redeemable figure proves to be creepier than villainous Raoul could ever hope to be.


Read more... )


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March 11th, 2012


kusanivy
08:24 am - A CG Animated Pseudo-Phantom?
While flipping through the entertainment section of the paper this morning I caught an ad for an animated film called "Un Monstre A Paris" (The Monster of Paris). The pic with the ad shows a young woman in a fancy dress swooning next to a tall strange man in a wide brimmed hat, scarf, and what very much looks like a mask, holding a violin (the scarf is over the lower part of the guy's face and the ad is medium sized and black & white so some of the details are hard to make out).
Behind them appears to be a theatre poster with the names "Raoul" and "Catherine" on it.

So of course my first thought is "What? A CGI PHANTOM MOVIE????"

I jumped on IMDB and it looks like it's more a pseudo-Phantom story (BTW I'm not linking to the imdb page because the intro summary gives away the ending *face palm*) but it still looks cute and now I've got to track this thing down (the ad I saw was for a French screening and unfortunately my personal grasp of French is only sufficient enough to ask what time it is and to know that "Un Monstre A Paris" translates to "The Monster of Paris" :P ... so going to the advertised showing would do me little good).

Has anyone else seen this? Is it Phantom-y? Is it any good?
Current Mood: curiouscurious

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March 10th, 2012


dangerousdame
11:25 pm - Been a while since I've read an abusive!Raoul fic.
Or wanked anything, for that matter.  I suppose it's because I've felt shame about my own old fanfiction, but hey, people can wank that if they want!

All Because of You, by Dead Rose Falling
Summary: Set after the 2004 movie. Christine is with raoul, but she is haunted by Erik in her dreams and Raoul is not the man she thought he was.  For one thing, his name was only capitalized on random occasions. Can her Angel save her one more time?  Um, what was the first time he saved her?  As I recall, he was the one she usually needed saving from. Rated M for later chapters. first fic I've written, please R&R


I know a Viennese doctor Raoul should see )


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March 9th, 2012


longlostblue
01:17 pm - Appearing in a mirror is so yesterday! The Phantom tries a new grand entrance
Phantom part starts at 1:50. I just about cried.


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March 8th, 2012


zippytheavenger
11:42 pm - Olly olly oxen free!
Because geocaching is trendy and stalking is the sincerest form of flattery, we have Find Me Now, a modern AU in which Erik lures Christine into his web of deception by way of creepy hide-and-seek. How...sexy?

He's climbin' in your windows, he's snatchin' your people up )
Current Mood: aggravatedaggravated
Current Music: Sonne-Rammstein

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March 4th, 2012


phantomreviews
03:38 pm - Top 5 Phantom Phails!
Remember some time ago, I came on here asking for the very worst Phantom Phail clips of YouTube (e.g bad high school editions, bad cover versions)..well , I've compiled them into my Top 5 Phantom Phails. There will be some suprises, and some that are inevitable. *cough* Sean.

Go to http://blip.tv/phantomreviews/top-5-phantom-phails-5945398 to watch . Ear plugs strongly advised.

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February 28th, 2012


longlostblue
03:28 pm - Huh?
Christine falling asleep in the Phantom's bed? No unmasking? No Red Death? Movie style Point of No Return? Meg and the Phantom having a moment? WTFUX?

Nope, not a fanfic, just the new and altered POTO tour...

http://rhaegal.dreamwidth.org/33143.html

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February 24th, 2012


longlostblue
06:21 pm - Wank Never Dies
Australian LND is on YouTube. Get it before it's taken down.

http://www.youtube.com/user/brianatrng2/videos
http://www.youtube.com/user/MusicalFrance#p/u

It's better than the previous incarnations and actually has some impressive moments, but is still full of lulz!

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February 20th, 2012


longlostblue
11:19 am
There's a picture of Gerard Butler in Ramin's dressing room. LOL WUT? It looks like it's signed. Still funny.

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February 18th, 2012


kryss_labryn
09:47 pm - Caption It!
--Because I have no idea what is going on here. XD

Seriously, the hell? )

Post your captions below!

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ink_space
10:52 pm - Aussie LND...
So it's supposed to be... darker, more stylized, more twisted... Atmospherically, at least, more in keeping with the darker feel of the original show.

Or at least that's what the designers and production team were telling themselves about this incarnation.  And some of the clips and photos did look promising...

So I thought, well, if they're redesigning the look of EVERYTHING, hopefully they're revisiting Erik's makeup job.  Hopefully it'll be good and nasty and grody.  Because, upon seeing the makeup from the London version, my immediate thought was that Erik's deformity seemed to be... moving away from his face and crawling further back around the side of his head.  So it was more "this scalp that earned a mother's fear and loathing."  Because we can't possibly have a phantom who isn't -- gasp -- handsome.

Yes.  
Yes.  Darker, gothier Aussie production will no longer suffer from the phenomenon of the crawling-away-and-hiding-behing-Erik's-head deformity makeup, it will be m--

... )

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February 16th, 2012


zippytheavenger
11:24 pm - At least it's not in 3D?
Clear your schedules kids! LND is coming soon to a theatre near you!

Courtesy of Fathom


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thebunnybag
02:53 pm
Me again!
So I'm thinking today about the Phantom-related things in my life for the last ten years. And of course one of them is this community, the super-awesome phanwank, giving me tons of lulz in high school and getting me through my college years. Seriously, idk what I'd do without the lulz I've found here. So first is an "omg I love you guys!!" exclamation.

Second, in honor of my ten years seeing Phantom, I think it's time for Embarrassing Phan Confessions. I'm sure we all have them. We've been in this fandom long enough. So share them with me, my dears. Wankable moments in your life!

Mine would have to be, I wanted to marry Erik when I was fifteen.

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February 15th, 2012


thebunnybag
10:56 pm
Hello my lovelies!
So tomorrow, it's been exactly ten years since I first saw Phantom. I feel I have to celebrate because like it or not, badphic or not, hell, LND or not, Phantom is just one of those things that's impacted my life. So I need to do something to celebrate. So, at Wal-mart the other day, I bought a copy of the 25th anniversary performance at Royal Albert Hall. I plan to watch it. But before I do, I ask you, wise phanwankers with excellent taste and grammar, is it awesome or is it wankable? What am I in for? And moreover, why have I not watched this before?

Also boo hiss, I wanted to get to Broadway to catch a performance tomorrow but the tickets are out of my price range. boo!

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February 14th, 2012


crysania4
11:59 am - I.....um....NO WORDS
Not totally safe for work )

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February 5th, 2012


ink_space
05:53 pm - Under the Sun from the Sky Less
Translated rom English, to Spanish, to German, to Finnish, to Bulgarian, to Icelandic, to Norwegian, to Catalan, to Belarusian, and back to English.

Well, it certainly didn't make the lyrics any worse.


I do not deny that this night is long. )


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January 23rd, 2012


ensign_beedrill
08:17 pm - Love never dies, but is sometimes sold for half price
I was browsing around at Half Price Books today (it's a used bookstore), and had to stop myself from laughing when I saw a whole bunch of copies of the Love Never Dies soundtrack. Amazing.





What really got me was that each was $10. No way. Especially when there was an original cast recording of Phantom for just $3 more.

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zippytheavenger
07:40 pm - Trip out with the muuuuusic of the niiiiiiiiight....
You guys. Look what I found. Apparently there is a horror-themed Trans-Siberian Orchestra parody group called Trans-Sylvanian Orchestra, and they have covered Music of the Night. And it sounds like the background music for a Broadway-themed drug trip in a 60's exploitation film.

Rock out

I don't even.

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