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May 1st, 2012


restlessdreams7
03:00 am - The Bachelor: Phantom Edition Part Two
Here's part two, with cameo appearances by Raoul, Madame Giry and the Persian.

Disclaimers - I do not own The Phantom of the Opera or The Bachelor. Heck I haven't even watched The Bachelor. I downloaded the Erik, Hermione, Rose, and Mary Sue Sims from various places. I got the girls' various articles of clothing at AllAboutStyle.
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Current Mood: sleepysleepy

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April 19th, 2012


restlessdreams7
11:34 am - The Bachelor: Phantom Edition
This is what happens when I'm bored and have recently added/created some Phantom characters to my Sims 2 game. Also it doesn't help when I'm looking at the various challenges for the Sims 2, and hmmm I haven't done a bachelor chalenge.
Disclaimers - I do not own The Phantom of the Opera or The Bachelor. Heck I haven't even watched The Bachelor. I downloaded the Erik, Hermione, Rose, and Mary Sue Sims from various places. I got the girls' various articles of clothing at AllAboutStyle.
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Read more... )
Current Mood: anxiousanxious

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May 28th, 2008


fondestgreeting
09:58 pm - Doctor Who and Phantom? Fail!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2940763/4/The_Doctor_Of_The_Opera

by  x-Mrs-Kristina-Lupin  
^^^ Irrelevant note:  I happen to like Arsene Lupin. The name just strikes a chord.
I don't know if this has been here.
But I'm gonna say. Some crossovers are okay, but some are not. This one? Not! So here's a bit of a wank. Part of chapter twelve.

Current Location: The place I call my butt.
Current Mood: crankycranky

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July 14th, 2006


ladycdaae
06:54 pm
And so, "The Doctor of the Opera" ends the way it began--very badly.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2940763/13/

It's all over but the fluff... )
Current Music: Elreann--Afro-Celt Soundsystem

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July 13th, 2006


ladycdaae
10:50 am
You didn't think it was possible it could get any sillier...but dear friends, it has.

"The Doctor of the Opera," Chapter 12
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2940763/12/

In which...you know, you'll just have to read it to believe it. Suffice it to say, this contains just about every bad phanfic cliche you can think of. Oh yeah, and quite possibly the most convoluted plot twist in 'Doctor Who' history. And trust me, that's saying something )
Current Music: Ombra--Tapis Rouge

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July 12th, 2006


ladycdaae
09:13 am - "The Doctor of the Opera", Chapter 10
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2940763/11/

Ah, "Point of No Return." Such a powerful, emotionally charged moment...on stage. In the film, not so much. And here, well, forget it...

In which everybody concerned behaves in ways that don't make sense, are out of character, contradict what they've done earlier in the story, or all of the above. Oh yeah, Rose gets hit by a chandelier, which probably contradicts her fate in the series and DON'T TELL ME WHAT THAT IS, because I'm only up to 'Fear Her' right now and I'm trying to go into the finale as spoiler-free as possible. )

I feel like I need to wash the stink of Schumacher off after that...

~LCD
Current Music: Samba--Bond

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July 5th, 2006


ladycdaae
08:17 pm - The pain, the pain...
Gerard Butler trying in vain to manage high A-flat? Yep, that's painful. "Love and Monsters"? Ouch. But nothing in any fandom can prepare you for the deep hurting that is:

"The Doctor of the Opera," Chapter 10
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2940763/10/

Christine runs around naked, needs help with her corset, and does a complete 180 on her feelings for Gerik. Rose is sweet and supportive without actually being helpful. The Doctor comes barging in on the de Chagny household uninvited and meets a very OOC!Philippe. Jackie Tyler also puts in an appearance, and is the best thing about the chapter, which lets you know just how bad things are here. Gerik is mercifully absent. )

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June 21st, 2006


ladycdaae
09:11 am
Yet more crossover pain...

"The Doctor of the Opera" Chapter 9
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2940763/9/

Rose drools. The Doctor, despite several centuries' of experience dealing with various forms of lunatics and megalomaniacs, can't come up with a better plan than the one Raoul already has. Christine is afraid of Erik, but isn't, in a way that's confusing and suggests she needs an abuse hotline. Gerik does absolutely nothing worth mentioning or canonical. )
Current Music: Bond--Oceanic

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June 12th, 2006


ladycdaae
08:16 pm
The massive hurting of two great stories being dragged through the mud continues:
"The Doctor of the Opera" Chapter 8
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2940763/8/

I hate movie!backstory. I hate the stupid swordfight. I hate badphic rehashing of movie!backstory and stupid swordfight. I hate the Doctor and Rose being so far OOC that I would call them Archibald and Henrietta, if the names weren't taken. But I love the catharsis of wanking. )
Current Music: David Arkenstone--The Dream of the Gods

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June 11th, 2006


ladycdaae
05:40 pm
This is my first time posting under the new regs, so apologies if I haven't got it quite right just yet. But I've got some time to kill before the Tonys broadcast tonight, so here's:

"The Doctor of the Opera," Chapter 7
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2940763/7/

Christine and Raoul encounter the TARDIS, and take the entire upending of reality as they know it surprisingly well. Gerik worries about what to wear. Engagements abound, as does stupid ALW-lyric quoting and seriously OOC!Doctor. I weep for the Phantom and Doctor Who fandoms. )

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June 7th, 2006


ladycdaae
02:37 pm
Just when I was about to give up and seek another phic, "The Doctor of the Opera" gets an update. I'm not sure whether to be thrilled or nauseated. Given that "No One Would Listen" is involved, probably the latter.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2940763/6/

Between the abuse and social rejection on one side and Gallifrey going kaboom on the other, haven't Erik and the Doctor suffered enough without having to go through this phic? )</>

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May 30th, 2006


ladycdaae
07:37 pm
"The Doctor of the Opera," Part 5
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2940763/5/

Carlotta and Buquet croak, in different senses of the term--but the Doctor and Rose would rather make sweet Time-Lord-on-human love than actually do anything about it. So help me, I only WISH I were making this up.

You have no grammar, no pacing, no sense of character--and yeah, that does just scare me to death. )
Current Music: Soundtrack: Allegria the Film

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May 28th, 2006


ladycdaae
10:34 am - Another Day, Another Wanking...
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2940763/4/

Actually, a meeting between a canon!Erik and a canon!Doctor could be very interesting. Something like the better scenes in Sicilliano's 'Angel of the Opera,' probably. Anyway, needless to say this is NOT that meeting. )

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May 24th, 2006


ladycdaae
02:36 pm - The Doctor of the Opera, part 3
So the Sci-Fi channel's pre-empting their run of the first season of Doctor Who this week to do whatever Memorial Day marathon/movie-fest/why-go-outside-when-you-can-stay-home-and-watch-our-programming thing they've got going on. So I have to wait another week to watch Chris Eccleston rock all over the final fifteen minutes of "Bad Wolf." Crap.

Even more crap, the one of the silliest crossovers in history continues to bore and annoy:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2940763/3/

The only thing more irritating than reading some phangirl's lame rehashing of PotO/MotN is reading about two characters--who really should have better things to do, like saving the universe from calimari in trash cans with sink plungers attatched or something--watching some phangirl's lame rehashing of PotO/MotN. )

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May 22nd, 2006


ladycdaae
08:46 pm
More POTO/DW silliness--a fairly short chapter this time:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2940763/2/

In which not a whole lot happens, and what does happen isn't very interesting. Kind of like the middle section of 'Inferno.' Or just about half the phanfic in existence. )

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May 21st, 2006


ladycdaae
09:48 pm
Because a) I just knew someone would do something like this eventually, b) the other time-travel phic I've been wanking hasn't updated in a while and c) the only thing more annoying than a phic that messes with one's obsession is a phic that messes with two of one's obsessions (good thing there's no chance of Erik ever making a detour to Lost Island). Here it is: a Phantom/Doctor Who crossover.

"The Doctor of the Opera" by The Opera Ghostess
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2940763/1/

WARNING: Contains extremely tedious prose, massive abuse of at least two canons, and lots of DW references that will have those who don't watch the show saying, 'What the HELL is she talking about?' )

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